I love this little girl and this movie far more than any of you ever could. That being said, the Onion tweet was hilarious. Nobody in their right mind would ever think to call a 9 year old that, hence the irony of the comment, hence the humor. She has nothing to do with the joke itself. If you don’t get it, you need to GROW UP. Quvenzhané Wallis is far more mature than you’ll ever be. Stop the sanctimonious outrage and start directing your anger at some of the real injustices in this world (of which there are too many to count).