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Why are your criminals so stupid?
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How many kiwis did this bus kill, and why?
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And why are your hedgehogs so dumb?
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What the actual HELL is going on here?
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What does New Zealand smell like and how is it so easily contained?
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What's the deal with your Prime Minister?
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Do you know how buildings work?
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What's going on in this photo?
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Does this advertising technique work?
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If these suits aren't stolen, how are they so cheap?
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Is this really "news?"
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Why does this photo bring tears to the eyes of every New Zealander it's shown to?
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Do you understand how milk, and fridges, work?
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Why do you think Marmite tastes good?
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And is New Zealand even real?
