16 Celebrities Drawn Without Looking Down

    I am not a good drawer at the best of times. These are most certainly the worst of times.

    The following is an artistic method I have been perfecting over some time. The method is quite simple.

    I draw without looking at my canvas, lest I accidentally influence my piece.

    1. Amy Schumer

    This is my first piece. Although I am not a painter, I think that the subaqueous qualities of the facture endangers the devious simplicity of the distinctive formal juxtapositions.

    2. Brad Pitt

    It should be added that the optical suggestions of the facture makes resonant a participation in the critical dialogue of the '90s.

    3. Jennifer Lawrence

    With regard to the issue of content, the sublime beauty of the sexual signifier seems very disturbing in light of a participation in the critical dialogue of the '90s.

    4. Beyoncé

    I find this work menacing/playful because of the way the reductive quality of the facture makes resonant the essentially transitional quality.

    5. One Direction

    It's difficult to enter into this work because of how the metaphorical resonance of sex threatens to penetrate the substructure of critical thinking.

    6. Shia LaBeouf

    I'm surprised that no one's mentioned yet that the mechanical mark-making of the figurative-narrative line-space matrix threatens to penetrate the substructure of critical thinking.

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    It should be added that the disjunctive perturbation of the negative space threatens to penetrate the substructure of critical thinking.

    8. Ryan Gosling

    I'm troubled by how the internal dynamic of the biomorphic forms verges on codifying the exploration of montage elements.

    9. Taylor Swift

    As an advocate of the Big Mac Aesthetic, I feel that the internal dynamic of the spatial relationships brings within the realm of discourse the inherent overspecificity.

    10. George W. Bush

    I find this work playful because of the way the iconicity of the Egyptian motifs brings within the realm of discourse the inherent overspecificity.

    11. Leonardo Dicaprio

    With regard to the issue of content, the iconicity of the sex threatens to penetrate the substructure of critical thinking.

    12. Justin Timberlake

    In this piece, the subaqueous qualities of the purity of line brings within the realm of discourse the distinctive formal juxtapositions.

    13. Christian Bale

    I think that the internal dynamic of the purity of line visually and conceptually activates the larger carcass.

    14. Kim Kardashian

    The optical suggestions of the biomorphic forms threatens to penetrate the exploration of montage elements.

    15. Tom Hanks

    The sublime beauty of the biomorphic forms endangers the devious simplicity of the exploration of montage elements.

    16. Kanye West

    This one is my favourite.

    Sincerely, The Artist (Me)