Reverse type! AHHH!!!

um… is gay a race now?

As always, Correlation Does Not Imply Causation!

“How did you do that?”
“I’m smart!”
“No! You’re not that smart!”

Yay Uncanny Valley!

At no point did I feel like she might have been drowning. They did a wonderful job!

How bad is it that all I could think through that was that every tetris piece should have 4 blocks, not 5?

You see, I don’t mind Mormons, They’re much more into family values than other sects of Christianity…

I have a feeling this is just a rehashing of “Don’t drink the Kool-aid!”

‘cause hearing the straight soldier talk about how he loves to motorboat his girlfriend’s tits is much better.

Not bad musically, but isn’t a marching band supposed to march? Also, the color guard makes me cringe…

Someone felt the need to broadcast that he has 1250 friends and is getting laid.

Drunk with… lol

The box is going to be thrown away anyway, There’s no reason that it shouldn’t be used instead of plates.

It’s My Sharona…

Uno’s isn’t even mentioned!