32 Signs You’re The Hans Moleman Of Your Group

Because life has hit all of us in the groin with a football at least once.

1. You’re constantly getting hit in the groin.

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2. You never dress your age…

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3. …and you don’t look your age, either.

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4. You think technology is out to get you…

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5. …and everyone’s always after your lucky charms

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6. (not to mention your sugar).

If only the sugar were as sweet as you.

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7. No one listens to you…

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8. …and no one’s gay for you, either.

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9. You have trouble making new friends…

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10. …and you’re always getting left behind.

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11. No one shares your taste in anything.

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12. You’re always making bad investments…

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13. …and you can never find the right size seed bell.

No, that’s too big…

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14. You’re timing is always off.

Please hurry!

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15. But you don’t like to make a fuss.

Now that you mention it…

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16. It seems like your life lacks meaning and purpose.

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17. You’re worried you’ll end up alone…

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18. …because you’re not a good date…

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19. …and you’re afraid of how your kids will turn out.

In the sack, you’re Salisbury steak… everywhere else, creamed corn.

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20. Even though you know the eating of an orange is like a good marriage…

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21. …kissing you is like kissing a peanut.

Give it a try!

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22. You’re more than a little accident prone behind the wheel…

I think that I shall never see,
My cataracts are blinding me.

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23. …both on the road…

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24. …and off the road…

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25. …and way, way off the road.

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26. Nothing ever goes your way, does it?

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27. Sometimes you just want to give up.

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28. Everyone walks (or drives) all over you…

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29. …and someone’s always stepping on your dreams.

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30. But don’t worry…

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31. …everyone underestimates you…

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32. …and one day, you’ll get the last laugh!

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