6. (not to mention your sugar).
If only the sugar were as sweet as you.
13. …and you can never find the right size seed bell.
No, that’s too big…
15. But you don’t like to make a fuss.
Now that you mention it…
19. …and you’re afraid of how your kids will turn out.
In the sack, you’re Salisbury steak… everywhere else, creamed corn.
20. Even though you know the eating of an orange is like a good marriage…
21. …kissing you is like kissing a peanut.
Give it a try!
22. You’re more than a little accident prone behind the wheel…
I think that I shall never see,
My cataracts are blinding me.
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