3. You know that kid down the street? The one who always gets straight A’s? Well, they loved him more than you.
11. They just didn’t like you on a personal level — and a few other levels, as well.
14. They found out about that one time you tried a marijuana cigarette.
15. All your Mother’s Day gifts were “from the heart,” and not from somewhere expensive.
17. You spent all your time on BuzzFeed instead of on your homework.
20. You wouldn’t stop doing that thing they told you to stop doing (you’re doing it now, aren’t you?).
21. You kept insisting that “Firefly” didn’t deserve to be cancelled.
22. You clapped when the plane landed on that one flight to Cincinnati.
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