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1. Because white wine won't stain your clothes or your carpet when you spill it.
2. Because white wine won't stain your teeth, either.
3. Because Liz Lemon drinks white wine.
4. Because white wine won't make you as sleepy.
5. Because only a real men drinks white wine.
6. Because white wine goes better with Chicken McNuggets.
7. Because white wine is part of a balanced breakfast.
8. Because white wine tastes better ice cold, right out of the fridge.
9. Because white wine can be used to clean and disinfect your kitchen.
10. Because white wine works better in a water cooler.
11. Because white wine travels better.
12. Because white wine is more sophisticated than red wine.
13. Because white wine goes better with a bubble bath.
14. Because white wine is better for drowning your sorrows.
15. Because Kristen Wiig is the patron saint of white wine GIFs.
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