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Exclusive! After Chris Brown & Rihanna Breakup Captain Sully Moves In!
Has fame waterlogged the Captain’s brain? After the weekend brawl between rapper Chris Brown and singer Rihanna, America’s favorite water pilot has been seen cavorting with the vivacious singer.
“People think I’m this mild mannered, always in control professional,” Captain Sully said. “Now instead of crashin’ on the Hudson, I’m landin’ on Rihanna!”
You go Sully! Just make sure too many birds don’t fly into your cockpit!
