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1. You're sitting at work on Friday, counting down the hours until the weekend.
2. Your boss strolls past as you're texting your friends about your plans, and you pretend to look busy.
3. You finally finish work and can practically hear the pub calling your name!
4. The drinks at the bar are ridiculously expensive because, after all, this is London. But then you remember today is ~PAYDAY~!
5. A creepy guy tries to hit on you, and you are just not feeling the vibe at this bar.
6. When suddenly, you spot a cute guy at the bar!
7. You "casually" make your way over to said cute guy.
8. You trip in your high heels on the way, and try to pretend like no one saw.
9. You start chatting, and though you're not really listening, you smile and laugh at everything he says.
10. Your friends give you an approving nod from across the room, and you feel like you are invincible.
11. Your drink is almost finished, and the cute guy offers to buy you another.
12. But while he's away at the bar, you notice him chatting up another girl! He ain't never coming back.
13. You bitterly finish your drink, pondering how much men suck.
14. Your friends come to your aid, then drag you out into the freezing cold with them so they can have a cigarette.
15. Suddenly, you realise it's past midnight, and split immediately to catch the last tube!
16. You dash to the nearest underground station.
17. But the doors aggressively shut in your face before you can make it onto the train.
18. You silently curse TFL as you realise you now have no choice but to get the night bus.
19. You get off the bus feeling super hungry, and see that there is a kebab shop right in front of you that is still open!
20. Kebab in hand, you drunkenly waddle back to your flat.
21. Finally, you get home and just want to PTFO.
22. But you can't fall asleep because your crazy flatmate is having loud sex and the walls are paper thin.
23. You wake up the next morning, without a clue as to how you got home.
24. Then your raging hangover kicks in.
25. You can barely recall anything that happened last night.
26. That is, until you start to scroll through your phone, and see that you drunk texted the cute guy from the bar at 3:30am saying "coMe ovrrrrr?"
27. You begin to question your life choices as you lay there in bed with last night's makeup still on.
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