1. The leg press.
2. The scissor kick nightmare that scientifically angles your farts to be as loud as humanly possible.
3. This hanging bench that uses gravity to push your farts out at nose level.
4. The rowing machine.
5. The squat machine.
6. This somewhat erotic-looking leg press contraption.
7. The trampoline, probably.
8. That elevated kicking thing that's always in the corner of the gym.
9. And whatever this thing is.
