4. Did you already touch your phone? DID YOU EVEN READ THE RULES??
5. OK, OK, just calm down and listen to this soothing music while you scroll.
7. Try to finish this test before it rains tonight. You heard it’s gonna rain, right?
8. Also, if you have more than one Starbucks within a mile from your house, it’s good luck!
10. Men’s Health says that a phone in your pocket could be REALLY bad for you.
11. This is getting stressful. How about we just sit and enjoy nature for a long time?
12. BRB. Can you just wait to scroll down for like 5–10 minutes?
14. Now that we’re friends, here’s a link to get unlimited Candy Crush lives:
Just click right here. …Nobody’s watching.