33 Ways Facebook Ruins Your Life


1. When someone pokes you.

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2. When someone asks why you didn’t accept their friend request.

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3. When you get 1,000 birthday messages.

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4. When people write multi-paragraph political commentary.

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5. When you check in on how your old high school friends lives are.

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6. When that bar-crawl group you joined in college starts messaging you again.

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7. When someone tags you in a drunk photo.

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8. When you realize there are lots of old people on Facebook.

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9. When Facebook asks for your phone number and emails.

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10. When your parents friend you.

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And your mom instantly writes on your wall.

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And then they begin liking everything you ever posted.

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11. And when your pre-teen relative finds you on Facebook.

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And this is what they find out about you:

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12. When anyone tries to hit on you via FB messenger.

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And when that person is your ex.

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13. When you find the profile of the your ex’s new boyfriend/girlfriend.

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14. When you are creeping on someone and you accidentally “like” one of their photos.

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15. When creepers you have never met start commenting on your updates.

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16. When Facebook makes you lose your faith in humanity.

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Like, totally.

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17. When your boss friends you.

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18. When Facebook came out with its own phone.

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19. When people message you their random thoughts throughout the day.

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20. When people invite you to like fan pages about themselves.

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21. When you see a selfie.

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22. When someone starts live posting the scores of sporting events.

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23. When people post extremely emotional, attention-seeking, depressing statuses.

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And you’re like:

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24. When you decide to start de-friending people you don’t know.

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And then someone de-friends you.

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25. When no one “likes” your new photo.

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26. When endless, obnoxious graduation photos destroy your news feed.

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27. When someone you’re kind of seeing asks you to be in a relationship.

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28. When someone you don’t know invites you to their birthday party.

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29. When ANYONE posts ANY intimate details about their pregnancy.

You just peed on that.

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30. You come up with a very witty status update.

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And then you misspell a word.

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31. When you watch people ruin their lives on Facebook.

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And when you find out so much more about a person than you ever wanted to know.

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32. Your productivity at work/school meets the facebook panda

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33. When people ask you why you’re not updating anymore.

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So you tell everyone you’re moving to Tumblr.

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And then you find out Yahoo is buying Tumblr.

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