There sure are a lot of bald villains in a lot of bad movies. First Contact will forever be my favorite of the worst. It features the “room that has no purpose” on the Enterprise. Star Trek: Insurrection is the most boring of the worst.

Bababooey has the worst. He worked with coaches for months to avoid what happened. I couldn’t believe it when I saw the footage. That was a disaster. George W. Bush still has the best first pitch in history. 2001 World Series. At Yankee Stadium, he throws a strike down the plate. No matter what you think of him, everything about that moment is impressive. The only surprise that beats that one is him celebrating Thanksgiving with the troops in Iraq in 2003.

Star Trek didn’t work. No one watched it the first time around. That’s why it went for 2.5 seasons. People really go on about how deep it is. Meanwhile, you have probably 1/3rd of the episodes being campy as Batman. I mean it was cool to watch when I was a kid in the 90s. As an adult, I have lost all interest. It should say something when a show that existed pre-cable (only 3 networks) couldn’t draw an audience.

UNY always looked like it was in some Scandinavian country or the Czech republic. Their dorm rooms were bigger then most 1 bedroom apartments in the city. Also, that show blew all the angst in the first episode. They never revealed Amy Jo Johnson’s secret identity as the Pink Power Ranger.

People like Tom Haverford? If that guy gets a B-story, It’s death.

The difference is that Obama won’t resign if the heat gets to be too much. He won’t have to because the press isn’t out to crucify him. The sad thing is that the whole IRS scandal is related to Obama censoring dissenting speech. If a Democrat president can use the IRS this way, it means that a Republican president can do the same. The press should have a more vested interest in finding out the truth in regards to Obama’s involvement. Same for the the DOJ scandal.

I was just thinking about how Ice Cube used to be scary. Like real scary. Also that cover of Snoop Dogg… I’ve seen that like a million times, but just noticed how odd his lips are. What’s wrong with his lips? Most 90s thing, Kevin Powell on the cover. He’s the guy that innovated the “Angry black man” type on a reality TV cast (The Real World #1). Honestly, who spontaneously writes a letter like that?

Judy Greer is like the female Gene Hackman or Christopher Penn. She doesn’t sleep. She just acts in scenes all day long.

Disney to upset people: Drop Dead!

I can personally attest to number 7. NJ’s drivers licenses in the 90s were basically an index card with a photo glued to it. They were laminated with a gold graphic of the state that you could barely see. Compared to my college ID and my friend’s NY State Driver’s licenses it looked like a fake.

Sandals and capris for men combine to make a terrible look. I’ve always wondered what happens when the fad dies for brands like Von Dutch and Ed Hardy. I feel like those were big in Califonia, but not anywhere else. Do they just go bankrupt, or merge with another clothing company? Conspicuously absent are the MMA style t-shirts and the collared shirts with the big crosses and olde english on them. That’s a worse trend then boot-cut jeans or dress leather sneakers.

The editing of the Martin Bashir documentary.

Oddly enough Michael Jackson had those kinds of paintings of him in Neverland. They were featured as part of the editing to make Michael Jackson look more like a total weirdo.

Pasta isn’t healthy. I’d leave that out.

Let it ride, The Onion. There’s always a percentage of people that don’t understand satire. No one is owed an apology for that.

I vote Republican and love what Chris Christie has done to my former home state. However I love low blow, spin job attack ads even more. “Vetoed minimum wage hike while cutting taxes for millionaires.” LOL!!! That’s awesome.

I like Charles Ramsey’s logic. It makes perfect sense. We all know if there should be screaming coming from our neighbors’ places. I was well acquainted with the screaming in Hindi from my neighbors. This is opposed to screaming from another neighbor in my building that left a window shattered.

PSK isn’t news. That’s been a thing for forever. I know Vice likes to act like their stories are revelations into secret worlds, but this weekly event isn’t. I am pretty sure it’s advertised in L.A.