How can you write a post and leave off the most important thing Ru says?  “If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else”?

The retro throw back look is nice.

New hair is much better.

It apparently meets the requirements as a UFO since it’s unidentified, flying and some sort of object.

Anyone have any ideas what the line above “ride my bike 3 times a day” says?

Why did they ignore him until he fell over?

What does the line above “ride my bike 3 times a day” say?

Sleep trick sounds good. Except for this pregnant Nicole chick. She’ll jerk your ass up outta that seat and beat the shit out of you. Then she’ll sit down and let out one of those shocking pregnant lady farts and finish you off.

Animals are some of the best people I know.

There’s just so many kinds of wrong here I don’t know where to begin. Anyone else want to slap her?

Nicole Honey, what if you aren’t pregnant, but just think you are? Like when you get pounded really hard and forgot to use a condom and now you are waiting for your period? Should we stand for you then?

Well, I for one am thankful that an English Major wrote this otherwise we would all be fucked.

@Meganm35 sounds like one of those types that developed an eating disorder from intense self hatred as a result of bad parenting and now it’s all our fault.

#32 Working at Buzzfeed and writing 53 bullet points about “How Shopping At Hot Topic Determines What Type of Tween You Are”

He’d probably be home sooner if he wasn’t stopping work 7 times a day to down a double scotch and then stopping in Brooklyn on the way home to screw his kid’s grade school teacher.

Wondering the same thing…I would have thought the skills would be better but at least she hand wrote it and didn’t print it out from her iPad.

Good points Jamee S. It’s too capricious a standard. When does the rule kick in? At conception? The first trimester? What if she isn’t pregnant but just unfortunately fat and then you’ve just started some sort of discriminatory / sizeism / misogyny thing? Are they going to carry their little pee stick thingy to prove the alleged pregnancy? What if they’re not pregnant, just adopting? Or using a surrogate? It’s just way to complicated.

For the record, a recipe that requires 7 large egg yolks, guanciale (or pancetta) and freshly grated pecorino isn’t the “quick” or “easy” version.

I wonder if she thinks she is still stuck in traffic?

Yeah, I think it’s a Mara.