Am I seriously the only one who is completely uncomfortable with Stellan’s 5 rating being represented by 6 heads? All of the OCD people must all be rearranging their closets instead of reading this article, because OHMYGODFIXITNOW!!!!!

Having lived in ND and SD, I’m throwing the flag on this. They should be basically identical, and SD shouldn’t be higher than MN. Also, interesting that the lowest state is responsible for electing the first openly gay state representative, no?

1. Amazingly talented
2. Puts on the best live shows you’ll ever experience
3. Love of fried chicken (this is just an assumption. Everyone loves fried chicken. Except vegetarians)
4. Makes rock and roll music that anyone with a soul loves
5. Rock legends
6. Often seen with shaggy hair and beards
… just to name a few comparisons. I concur 100% with the statement.

Only NYers think NJ is the worst. The rest of the country knows it’s FL. TX has its moments… but it still has nothing on FL.

Aside from holding each book by just a couple pages, I believe that is the least efficient way to carry books.

Asshole.
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/12/magician-wayne-houchin-burned-on-dominican-tv-show/

I love this story… and I hate to be the one to point this out… But how does someone who has never had a pair of shoes know what size he wears?

Good thinking, Texas. Let’s just forget about how that last secession from the US turned out for you.

Obama didn’t make me think I’d be put in a rape camp if I voted for Romney. The Republicans sure did, though.

To the people of Maryland who allowed this moment to happen for them: Thank you.

#1… PEN OR PENCIL!!!!!!

Well, shoot. Wish I would’ve known they were coming here so I could’ve protested the protesters.

I’ve been on OpenSky for a while, and they’ve recently had a huge number of sex toys show up. They must have had a huge demand for them or something. Weird.

That water bottle looks an awful lot like a vodka bottle.

Come on, guys… She’s dressed like the cover of Letters from Burma. It’s not racist. It’s accurate.

That is not what I expected his hand writing to look like.

Every year they have a week long radio fundraiser for the Sanford Children’s Hospital… They interview a bunch of kids battling cancer and they talk about how they love getting to go to the castle (this is also known as the week I don’t listen to the radio or I’ll end up bawling while driving). It’s amazing how having a cool place to go to can make a terrible experience a positive one.

I wanted to be crafty last year and tried a bunch of these. Here’s a tip: Don’t. Instead, go to Target. For $2.50, get yourself a fake pumpkin pre glittered or with metallic paint that you can use every year. Call it good. Trust me.

This is a hell of a bonus for the husband! She looks fantastic and HEALTHY. She has to feel great about herself.

The lyrics and melody are by Sia. If you’re familiar with her music, you know to not try figuring out anything.