Back up plan: “Oh, I’m not a snake, sir. I’m a very long dinosaur.”
12. This snake rented a tuxedo JUST to attend a Washington D.C. party where he hopes to sway senators into passing extra protective measures for snakes on St. Patrick’s Day.
EXTREME TIMES CALL FOR EXTREME MEASURES AND TAILORS THAT MAKE TUXES FOR BOA CONSTRICTORS.
- Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump are the winners of the Democratic and Republican New Hampshire primaries 🇺🇸
- The Supreme Court put on hold President Obama's climate change plan, which aims to curb carbon dioxide emissions from power plants.
- And Twitter is now offering an algorithmic version of its timeline that will prioritize some tweets over others.