Just shut the fuck up.

The liquor store across the street from my apartment ALWAYS has Kinder Sorpresa chocolate eggs… and the store two blocks from my apartment too… I guess they aren’t that hard to find, I didn’t even know they were illegal in the US! AND I brought some from Italy a few years ago having no idea of the consequences, lol.

I live in San Diego, I’m LOVING this “cold” weather! I wish it was as cold as it gets in other parts of the country, lol.

Don’t be a bitch.

over it.

It’s 12/21/12, not 12/12/12.

LOL this was in my city, San Diego. The rain apparently brought the little guy out onto the streets. :)

Oh shut up. “Win” has been replaced with “Golden” this whole week. Quit looking for something that wasn’t there in the first place.

LMAO - WIFE, OR WIVES.

jealousy is a horrible emotion…

Stupid, stupid girl.

Because there is no path for her to become legal. Don’t you think everybody who is illegal right now would LOVE to be legal? Trust me, if she could, she would.

She is SO pretty!

Lily & Marshall!!

Girl needs to invest in some acne products…

Don’t forget to add the homewrecking in her “graceful aging.”

LOL I’m sorry, since when is it “trashy” to support your beliefs? Just because someone doesn’t agree with you on gay marriage doesn’t make them crazy conservatives or bad people. You people make me sick.

LOL I’m sorry but Godliest? In what way are tattoos okay in the eyes of God?

PANCAKEESS!!!!!!

So ~classy lols