# 10 has been my favorite part about driving on I-65 in Alabama for years.

Badly translated lyrics (my Italian's not that good):
“My name is Comma (Virgola), I am a kitten, I am the star of the mobile phone. Closed parentheses (!?). Who knows who it is? If you don't answer this you will never know.” It's some sort of ad/ringtone for a mobile company, and it seems to annoy the shit out of most Italians, hence the demonic versions.

You know, Eadgyth is just the Old English way of writing Edith. Maybe we'll get a whole generation of girls named Edith?

While I was watching this, my cat heard the giggles and ran away in annoyance. Which is probably why it's much rarer to find a video of a cat tickling a baby.

Allow me to reveal my nerd credentials by stating that (Spoiler alert?) it's not a boggart, it's actually a piece of Voldemort's soul.

# 1, with # 2 in a near second. Keyboard cat is a strong way to close, but mocking people who complain about things being old is a stronger one.

Yeah, the police actually greased street and light poles so that the crazed fans couldn't climb up them last night. This is called learning from last year's mistakes/damage to city property.

Aww, no readers of Language Log on Buzzfeed? The one million word thing has been exposed as an obvious hoax/publicity stunt. Here's just one of their many posts describing why.

7-grain excluded, though. 7-grain toast is recession-proof.

I love the .biz URL ending. This band of cats is for hire!

“Her tongue was a ferret.” Which is why, of course, her full name was Princess Bronwyn Ferret-Tongue.

Too bad there's not a “hot” badge, because Billy boy has earned it.