2. I don’t remember this from history class, but it makes sense. It must be true.
3. Just so we’re totally clear here, nobody gave a shit about that ant.
6. I think he’s looking for “the moon,” but bummer about your life, Super Dude.
17. You have no idea how many hives I’ve seen torn apart by substance abuse.
20. I missed the Field & Stream dating issue. Glad this guy was around to answer this one.
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