1. We DEFINITELY can't all wear one sock, no pants, have one long arm, and no head:
2. ...Oh wait:
3. We can't all have a stick with two pegs instead of legs to keep our dresses on:
4. We can't all have smooth, pore-less skin (or scary, horror arms):
5. We can't all have tiny heads and giant bodies:
6. We can't all have eyes placed in random, upsetting spots on our faces, Mattel:
7. We can't all have awesome, bronze eagle heads:
(No matter how much we wish we did.)