1. We DEFINITELY can’t all wear one sock, no pants, have one long arm, and no head:
4. We can’t all have smooth, pore-less skin (or scary, horror arms):
13. We can’t all have giant mouths, pendulous breasts, and what appears to be half a vagina:
15. We can’t all literally be a hand giving a peace sign with legs:
17. We can’t all be armless, headless, transparent, and packed with baby parts:
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