1. We DEFINITELY can’t all wear one sock, no pants, have one long arm, and no head:
4. We can’t all have smooth, pore-less skin (or scary, horror arms):
13. We can’t all have giant mouths, pendulous breasts, and what appears to be half a vagina:
15. We can’t all literally be a hand giving a peace sign with legs:
17. We can’t all be armless, headless, transparent, and packed with baby parts:
Deputy Editorial Director, Iron Fist of BuzzFeed
Here Are The Top Stories
- Dylann Roof wants to plead guilty to the charges against him in the Charleston church shooting, his attorney said, but a judge entered a not guilty plea for him on Friday.
- The U.S. Coast Guard has suspended its search for two teenagers who went missing a week ago off the coast of Florida.
- Beijing will host the 2022 Winter Olympics, becoming the first city to host both the summer and winter games.