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27 Tumblr Responses That Are Too Clever For Their Own Good

About 0.4% of the world’s population has a genius level IQ of 140 or better. Every single one of them is on Tumblr.

1. Someone get Webster’s on the phone.

2. Man, I’d be PISSED.

3. I see what you did there.

4. Great approach. Sure to turn heads.

5. Warning: While this does work, it’s not recommended.

6. A couple who dines at Taco Bell together stays together.

7. I’m a Doritosexual.

8. How else would you get in and out?

9. Whoa. Slow down, Magellan.

10. Oh, I LOVE back. His posts are great.

11. Those box sets are expensive. Why would you just give it away like that?

12. I didn’t get this at first, but then it just hit me.

13. Asking for a friend.

14. Didn’t you learn anything from Lion King? Hakuna matata, anon. Hakuna matata.

15. Wait, that counts? My record is WAY better than I thought then.

16. Is that a Photoshop?! I can’t even tell.

17. Ask and ye shall receive.

18. WAIT?! IT CAN COME OUT SOMEWHERE ELSE?!

19. Don’t do it! That cereal has so much to live for!

20. Actually, avoid the drink with a lot of high-fructose corn syrup.

21. Good luck! Have fun entering womanhood!

22. Also, get off Tumblr and go back to 5th grade.

24. Rot in hell, shelf.

25. #humblebrag.

26. Bring a book. A short one.

27. Anon stands corrected.

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