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The 25 Smartest Comebacks Of All Time

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1. Dorothy Parker vs. a drunk:

2. Winston Churchill vs. Lady Astor:

3. Calvin Coolidge vs. a sub-par opera singer:

4. Judge Rockwood Hoar vs. Mr. Wendell Phillips:

5. A scathing takedown from P.G. Wodehouse:

6. Irving Stone vs. William Jennings Bryan:

7. Truman Capote vs. Jack Kerouac:

8. Dorothy Parker vs. the women of Harvard University:

9. Winston Churchill vs. his haters:

10. Abraham Lincoln vs. the haters:

11. Elizabeth Taylor vs. every male lead she ever worked with:

12. Edna Ferber vs. Noel Coward:

13. Truman Capote vs. a drunk man:

14. Philip of Macedonia vs. Sparta:

15. Thomas Reed vs. Henry Clay:

16. Earnest Hemingway vs. William Faulkner:

17. Muhammad Ali vs. Joe Frazier:

18. Babe Ruth vs. President Hoover:

19. Dorothy Parker vs. Calvin Coolidge:

20. Winston Churchill vs. an MP:

21. Speaker of the House Nicholas Longworth vs. a member if the House:

22. From Casablanca, Rick Blaine vs. Ugarte:

23. Mahatma Gandhi vs. the Western world:

24. General Arthur Wellesley vs. the French military:

25. And the greatest comeback of them all from George Costanza:

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