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Christmas Time Is Here
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Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
This one is especially depressing when you know about the original lyrics.
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That Was The Worst Christmas Ever
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Last Christmas
This one seems uptempo, but it’s about being dumped and making your ex jealous on Christmas. Plus, it’s got a closeted homosexual living a lie, so that counts.
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Hard Candy Christmas
A Christmas song written from the perspective of lonely prostitutes. This one was manufactured to be one of the most depressing songs of the season.
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Blue Christmas
Obligatory.
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The Christmas Shoes
A Christmas song from a one-hit wonder band called NEWSONG. It’s surprising that their career of performing schmaltzy, deeply upsetting Christmas songs didn’t really take off.
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Please Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk this Christmas)
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If We Make It Through December
Country musicians lead incredibly melancholy lives.
The 10 Most Depressing Christmas Songs
Christmas is supposed to be a time of joy and celebration, but judging by a lot of the music that’s been made about the holiday over the years, you would think that the true meaning of Christmas is self-soothing intoxication and deeply troubling emotional problems.
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fencepost a year agoI’ll just point to the Beatnik Turtle TheSongOfTheDay.com archives for Decembers past, including such wonders as “Christmas is a Vulture,” “Santa Doesn’t Like You” and assorted others (including the perky “Coed Naked Drunk Christmas Shopping” where “not one of us shoplifted! At all!”)
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jessicalynnt 2 years agoI think Coventry Carol takes the cake for most depressing Christmas song >>
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run25800 3 years agoANOTHER LONELY CHRISTMAS - DIVINE SINNERS I would like to put forward an obscure song by an unknown Maltese band called DIVINE SINNERS. The song is called ANOTHER LONELY CHRISTMAS, written by Charles J. Attard & Frank Buhagiar. Despite the catchy tune, humorous lyrics and cheery singalong of “Come on, give me a lap dance” - the overall feeling is one of loneliness and dread. The video is hilarious, by the way!
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Christie T. 3 years agoDon’t forget Frosty the Snowman. He dies at the end! (“back again someday”….yeah sure, that’s what daddy said too)
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Christian Weller 3 years agoTry Stompin Tom’s - An Orphan’s Christmas or
Willie Nelson - Pretty Paper
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