Buzz·Posted on Oct 12, 201522 Perfect Responses To Wrong Number TextsNew phone. Who dis?by Tanner GreenringBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The Doppelgänger Technique: 2. The "No Need for Med School" Method: 3. The Double Fake-Out (Cat Variant): 4. The "Refuse to Clarify" Maneuver: 5. The "Pasty Torso" Technique: 6. The "Pet Overload" Method: 7. The Patriotic Method: 8. The "Maybe They'll Think They're Actually Taking to a Dog?" Technique: 9. The Easter Surprise: 10. The "Colossal Cantaloupe" Maneuver: 11. The "Laugh to Keep From Crying" Technique: 12. The "String Them Along for as Long as Possible" Move: 13. The "Jake From State Farm" Ploy: 14. The "Surprise White Dudes" Technique: 15. The Uncomfortable Close-Up: 16. The "Wait...Are They Supposed to Be TIGHT?!" Response: 17. The "Wandering Oaken" Greeting: 18. The "I'll Be Right There": 19. The "Unnecessarily Mean" Move: 20. The "Deadbeat Dad" Technique: 21. The "This Is Helpful, Thoughtful Advice" Technique: 22. And if all else fails, hit them with a Baby Cage: