1.
Your dad has mistaken the sound of you eating noodles alone in your room before:
2.
When you go out to eat, the hostess shows you to the single-occupancy table:
3.
Your "bae" has caught you "slipping" before:
4.
This has happened to you before:
5.
You've thought to yourself, Who needs friends when you have crash test dummies?
6.
You've got season tickets for this seat:
7.
You find yourself in this aisle at Target more than you'd like:
8.
You've been caught sitting totally alone in an empty auditorium, watching Space Jam by yourself:
10.
You carry the telltale mark of a person who had to apply their own sunscreen:
11.
You go to elaborate measures for the sake of your Instagram feed:
12.
You spend a lot of time sitting alone at bars:
13.
The parks department had this bench put in just for you:
14.
You got this as a gift two years ago and it's been sitting there like this ever since:
15.
You find yourself going stag more often than not:
16.
The last friend request you got was from a packet of taco sauce:
17.
You're in a deep, meaningful relationship with the woman from your GPS:
18.
You have to hold the cat in family photos:
19.
You spend WAY too much time with mannequins at the mall:
20.
This book gets more use than you'd prefer:
21.
This is the last kiss you received:
22.
You see this as a viable option if things get too dire around Valentine's Day:
23.
You live your life according to these four words: