1. Because Monster Energy is a drink, not a wedding theme.
3. Because jorts are not acceptable attire, even for the band…
4. And especially not for the groom. Couldn’t you at least have worn full jeans?
9. Because as great as Star Wars is, Admiral Ackbar is not legally capable of conducting the ceremony.
11. Because it’s supposed to be a wedding, not a nightmare.
12. BECAUSE IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A WEDDING, NOT A NIGHTMARE.
17. Because you may not be as good at Photoshop as you think you are.
21. Because you apparently thought you were getting dressed for an early-’90s rap video instead of a wedding.
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