4. I was on board until the question mark after “free.”
6. I hadn’t heard that Beer Funding was so underfunded.
9. Call me when the guy who DOESN’T like pizza gives them a good review.
10. They do say that the quickest way from point A to point B is a straight line.
13. When you tell me not to worry it just makes me worry more.
14. WHY DOES THIS CANDY MACHINE HAVE SUCH A LOUD ALARM?
15. The sign doesn’t even say whether they’re CPR certified.
16. Might as well call. He’s going to sell whether you want him to or not.
17. So this is where they make Binbows. I think I’ve heard of that.
20. He didn’t pay for an expensive sign so he could pass the savings along to you!
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