The 27 Best Facebook Status Comebacks
Every now and then, an opportunity to drop a really great zinger will present itself on Facebook. Do what these people did, and seize the opportunity.
9. Red Hot Chili Peppers? They were probably TRYING to get rid of it.
10. Timing may be a little inappropriate, but someone had to correct him.
17. A lot of people struggle with their rights and lefts. You’ll figure it out.
24. SCRREEEECH! BEEP! BEEP! eeeEEEAAAAeeeAAA! wub wub wub wub wub.
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tealchastainb 2 months agoMy retort for the sanctimonious #1 would be, “All mammals make milk. So do dairies…”
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TheChronicOne 2 months agoStill doesn’t make sense to me… I can see not only her eyes, but her cheeks, mouth, nose, eyebrows, hair, shirt, etc etc..
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Lizzo13 2 months agoI agree. It’s not so washed out that you can’t see her mouth or anything else. I’m not sure it was intended to be a comeback anyway. The only thing that seems to indicate that it was is that the person who wrote it put an arrow saying he wrote it. Otherwise, why else post it if he didn’t intend it as a joke? It’s not actually funny, though, when you can see other features. Based on the picture and everything, I’d consider it more of a compliment than a comeback if it was me.








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