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A knife would never break like that going through round cheese.
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Geopunk doesn't care how serious this crime is – he's not letting this pun go.
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That's truly inspirational dedication to luggage.
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Also, not to nitpick, but I don't actually think there's anything wrong with the top right strawberry.
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Sales skyrocketed in 1986.
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Yeah, but is ANYTHING capable of feeling love on it's own? What even IS love? Deep thoughts, man.
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Up is down, left is right, Squirtles are named Pikachu, and nothing is right in this world.
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Stop being so gender-normative.
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Take your stupid pronunciation and Van Gogh back to England.
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Yeah, but they do a pretty great job of capturing the feeling.
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How do you eat your butter?
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christinaposabule sets 'em up, kawaiiasspizza knocks 'em down.
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Whoa! That's, like, 80th base.
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Always use protection.
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This made me violintly upset.
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Italics cause nothing but trouble.
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Geez. Just take a second to look up the defamation before you use a word.
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Wait, who uses a recipe for oatmeal? It's just oats and water.
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nevercampbell LOVES suc– er... selling dogs .
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You can charge more if the child is artisanal.
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Are you sure ? Have you compared them?
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Dealing with a tumblr user is a little like dealing with a genie. You need to be super careful how you word things.
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Tumblr user shuckl takes us along on a personal journey of discovery.
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That'll shave at least 3 minutes and 6 dimensions off your shower.
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When you're prepared for anything, nothing can take you by surprise.
