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Seriously, Where The Hell Does This Dude’s Basketball Go?

BuzzFeed investigates.

It all started with what appears to be a harmless vine of two young men playing a little basketball:

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Except watch it again, and keep an eye on the basketball:

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Naturally, this affront to the laws of physics has led to a lot of difficult questions. Chief among them... where does the ball go?

Tumblr's best and brightest minds have been grappling with that question, but have come up empty-handed.

Conspiracy theories are beginning to spring up all over the Internet as the world's attention turns to this troubling mystery.

The shot-blocker himself – Vine user Gucci Messiah – offers a clue, and a challenge:

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"Alright, if you can locate the basketball that I hit into heaven, I will award you with a million dollars. Hit me up."

Countless hours studying the video and tracking the ball's movement in After Effects has led me to a theory that involves the character I'm calling "The Yellow Man":

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Is the mysterious Yellow Man deliberately obscuring the egress of the ball from the frame as this highly scientific Vine appears to demonstrate? Many remain unconvinced.