1.
Asking for a friend. Let's call him Gary. Gary the Grey.
2.
There's no way to be certain. That kid could belong to anyone.
3.
One of us has some pretty big misconceptions about male genitalia, and I'm pretty sure it's not me.
4.
Maybe you're just allergic to one of the ingredients? Have you tried cutting goose down out of your diet to see if that helps?
5.
Doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough anatomy to be sure.
6.
Not to judge, but that's a strange fetish.
7.
Oh, wait... I found a worse fetish.
8.
Wait... THAT'S WHAT TWINS ARE?!
9.
Hmm. I don't remember that episode of DBZ.
10.
It happens at different times for everyone. He just needs to be patient.
11.
That was at the top of my list of ideas too. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
12.
I'm afraid the diagnosis is pretty grim on this one.
13.
No. You're turning into someone with liver failure.
14.
Good luck with the rest of your like, No-Nip Steve.
15.
No idea. It's just you though, that's for sure. That's never happened to anyone else.
16.
Lot of good options here. I was gonna recommend eating it, but you’re way ahead of me.
17.
Yeah, I think that's the most plausible diagnosis. It happens to most Indian men in their 30s.
18.
You can avoid it by showing someone else My Little Pony within seven days. That will pass the curse along to them.
19.
Any other sock, you'd be fine. But, since it's a Baby Phat sock, you're definitely going to need professional help.
20.
You're not pregnant but I'd stay away from bananas just to be safe.
21.
Excellent question. I guess try putting it in the stork? Just so we can rule that out.
22.
Oh, okay. As long as it’s not in a weird way.
23.
Jeez, I hope they’re made up, otherwise I’m not going to be able to get ANY sleep tonight. Too spooky.
24.
RIP this guy. Died peacefully from pizza roll overdose while sleeping.
25.
Okay, try not to panic, but your girlfriend is about to give birth to a Dracula.
26.
Really curious about the practical applications for this one.
27.
At that age, it’d be abnormal if he WASN’T writing erotic Sonic the Hedgehog fan-fiction.
28.
Especially interested in the women's responses to this one.
29.
Pfft. You’re the witch. You tell me!
30.
If you've got ANY concerns about your boops, see a boop specialist ASAP.
