How is a BETTER tasting beverage supposed to replicate 4loko if 4loko tastes like shit :-)

why ruin a perfectly good 40?

Use Jolt, not Monster; Monster is crap.

When y’all make a homebrew of Firewhiskey, call me.

so if i replace the st. ides with vodka, it shoul dbe gold right? i wanna make this tonight and i need the best recipe damnit!

My friend tried making this last night. I still haven’t heard from him. Would it be smart to start calling the local hospitals?

how does this guy take pride in the fact that his concoction tastes better than four loko? does he realize that his entire drink has only as much alcohol as a beer while 4 loko has the alcohol of 4.5 beers?

Ah, the sweet, sweet culling of the human herd, as Natural Selection takes its inevitable course… Carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, stanky artificial flavors, artificial coloring in nigh radioactive hues never seen in the real world, Thunderbird-levels of alcohol fortification, and enough caffeine to make your heart skip beats. In my day, it was drinkers of wine coolers and, later on, the epic travesty known as Zima, who were rightly shunned as unfit for breeding and social interaction. Now, we have Four Loko…

sparks?! anyone?

For those of you complaining about the alcohol content being too low, I should clarify that this is what we drink *in the morning* at BuzzFeed. Later in the day, we obviously increase the alcohol to caffeine ratio considerably.

Why drink Four Loko when you can drink Sizzerp?

FOUR LOKO IS SO BAD FOR YOU STOP.

since it apparently has a lower abv content, i guess its homebrew two loko?

This is a godsend.

Oh sure. I don’t look at the site today and Buzzfeed goes and starts a Four Loko speakeasy.