Anyone else got reminded of that one Simon's Cat short?

My cat just scratches on the bedroom door or meows when she wants more food. Sometimes she sticks her cold, wet nose in my ear, but no face biting ever.

3:00pm? Jesus, the cat's probably hungry.

i wish my cat was like this, my cat was stray so she barely lets us hold her. :(

Geez, when they want your attention….

um that cat needs a good spray or a good whack.

Well, if it really is 3:00 p.m., he shouldn't be asleep anyway. The cat's just doing him a favor.

when my cat wants me awake, he bites my nipples. I'd take a face smack over “HOLY SHIT IS THERE A BABY LATCHED ONTO MY CHEST?” any day.

My poor boyfriend gets the wake-up call EVERY morning. Our cat can be such a little biotch.

WOW
my cat used to gently pat me on the face. She wasn't a psycho cat!

GOOD GOD! LOCK THE CAT OUT!
…OW!

Simon's cat IRL?

This is why I keep a spray bottle full of water on my nightstand.

cats will definitely attack your face when you sleep, I love em but they're pretty much clinically insane

Cats are jerks. A dog would never do that.

One time I woke up with my cat laying on my face. I swear she was trying to kill me.

My ex literally threw our cat halfway across the room when it did this to him. Never did it again! (cat was 100% fine)

that cat would be a stain on the wall

Note to self: feed cat before bed.