4. They should never be left alone near rivers, especially if there are children around.
5. They should never be put in charge of making the lattice for your apple pie.
11. They should never be responsible for decorating anniversary cakes.
12. They should never be allowed to wrap the Christmas presents.
14. They should never be left in charge of lunch for tomorrow.
15. They should never be allowed near poetry fridge magnets.
19. They shouldn’t be allowed to design your mutual credit card.
22. They should never have a credit card in the presence of ice cream. They’ll just use it as a spoon.
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