4. They should never be left alone near rivers, especially if there are children around.
5. They should never be put in charge of making the lattice for your apple pie.
22. They should never have a credit card in the presence of ice cream. They’ll just use it as a spoon.
Deputy Editorial Director, Iron Fist of BuzzFeed
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