1. For A Loved One Going Through A Tragic Los–– Er, Hysterectomy:
2. For A Child Who Needs Everything To Be Totally Clear:
3. For The Son Who Is Easily Traumatized:
4. For A Coworkers Birthday Or Something. I Don't Know, I Didn't Read It:
5. For The Person Who's Finally Rid Of That Loved One:
6. For The Wife Who Hopefully Won't Notice That You Didn't Read The Card Before You Bought It:
7. For The Grandson Who Bought You The Computer You Haven't Learned How To Use:
8. For The Son Who Broke Up With His Girlfriend Right After This Photo Was Taken:
9. For The Sibling Who Is In Touch With Their Emotions:
11. For The Grandson You Think Is Turning 6, But Who Is Actually Turning 31:
12. For The Whore In Your Life:
13. For The Daughter Who Didn't Resort To Hard Drugs:
14. For The Father Who Loves To Hold Ass:
15. For Your Coworker [INSERT NAME]:
16. For The Brother Who Whatever:
17. For The... Who Cares? Money:
18. For Your Son The Addict
19. For Your Sexually Hesitant Lover
21. For The Total Stranger In Your Life:
22. For Your Brother Who Has Everything (Except Dryer Sheets):
