The 21 Easiest Ways To Make Everyone Around You Uncomfortable

Making the world a more awkward place, one Vine at a time with Jérôme Jarre.

These are all Vines! Enable the audio in the top left of each video then click to play.

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1. Sing at people as you pass them on the escalator.

Touch their hands as they get close.

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2. Sing at people as they’re sunbathing in the park.

Make sure to get their attention by whispering “I love you” in their ear first.

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3. Sing at people on the subway.

Try to get a friend involved.

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4. Take cookies from people without asking.

Sing as you do it.

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5. Do “llama face” on the subway.

Loudly announce it right before you do it. People are going to want to see this.

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6. Be there when people wake up from a nap in the park.

Nobody wants to wake up alone.

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7. Approach strangers and quote movie lines at them.

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8. Touch mustaches.

You’re absolutely going to want to sing as you do it.

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9. Insist you’re employed by just walking behind the counter and getting to work.

Try your best to not look like you’re there to rob the place.

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10. High-five every person you see hailing a cab.

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11. Insist on being in strangers’ family pictures.

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12. “Get” peoples’ noses.

Get in close with a feint, then just get their nose and get out of there.

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13. Form quick, desperate romantic relationships with people pulling away on trains.

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14. Aggressively shout the word “love” at people.

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15. Get people to join you for a pillow fight.

Don’t give them a choice.

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16. Ask people to be your princess.

Make it official by putting a bow on their head.

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17. Tell people that they’re cute.

Pinch their cheeks for added effect.

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18. Get people to share their umbrella by confessing your undying love for them.

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19. Most importantly, never stop…

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20. …touching peoples’…

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21. …hands! Works every time.

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