25 Childhood-Ruining Moments You Forgot About

None of us had any idea.

1. She wasn’t anywhere near his mouth.

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2. The boy with black hair looks directly at Mac’s penis.

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3. This lady left a human man for a bee.

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4. This joke was way dirtier than you remember.

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5. Those are totally meant to be boobs.

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6. This is what Pete and Pete look like now.

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7. Timon and Pumbaa watched Simba and Nala have sex. (And sang while they did.)

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8. The Rugrats once ate something called “cum-like squirmy.”

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9. Aladdin takes place in a post-apocalyptic future.

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10. Every famous animal you ever loved is dead.

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11. You can see two students having sex on the Marauder’s Map in Harry Potter.

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12. Wait… For real, where does she keep them?

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13. Helga from Hey Arnold was pretty blunt about her sexual urges.

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14. The Krusty Krab was a lobster trap.

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15. Ellie from Up was barren. Then she died.

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16. The Pokémon Muk wasn’t what you think he was.

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17. There’s a topless woman on the post for The Lion King.

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18. The Disney princesses are really messed up.

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19. Megatron’s trigger was also his penis.

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20. The Lion King was full of incest.

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21. Arthur and Buster wear the other on their feet.

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22. There’s a scene in The Magic School Bus in which Arnold kills himself by removing his helmet in space.

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23. Mario 3 was all a lie.

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24. Ginger Foutley was actually horribly deformed.

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25. Most Cartoon Network shows take place in the same universe, which was destroyed by Aku from Samurai Jack.

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