1. She wasn’t anywhere near his mouth.
2. The boy with black hair looks directly at Mac’s penis.
3. This lady left a human man for a bee.
4. This joke was way dirtier than you remember.
5. Those are totally meant to be boobs.
7. Timon and Pumbaa watched Simba and Nala have sex. (And sang while they did.)
11. You can see two students having sex on the Marauder’s Map in Harry Potter.
13. Helga from Hey Arnold was pretty blunt about her sexual urges.
21. Arthur and Buster wear the other on their feet.
22. There’s a scene in The Magic School Bus in which Arnold kills himself by removing his helmet in space.
24. Ginger Foutley was actually horribly deformed.
25. Most Cartoon Network shows take place in the same universe, which was destroyed by Aku from Samurai Jack.
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