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Some people, like Lord Brain, have the perfect career, given their name:
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Like Dyl Pickle here, who works at a Burger King:
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Sue Yoo, who works as a lawyer:
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This one is probably an error, but Matthew Correspondent is a great name for a news correspondent:
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And, of course, there's District 68's Assembly Representative candidate, Rich White (Republican):
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Dr. Rollo-Koster, on the other hand, missed her calling. She should get into the amusement park business:
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Chris P. Bacon should obviously be a chef:
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And Mr. Perv should be doing anything but teaching children:
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It's got to be tough being a high school teacher with a name like Mr. Sackrider:
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The only thing worse is an elementary school teacher named Mr. Butt:
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You've got to admire parents who come up with names like this:
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Tahra Dactyl is probably going to turn out just fine. It must be awesome being named after a dinosaur:
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Interesting name! Is it Polish?
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The weirdest part is that he's actually Jewish:
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One thing is for sure. Let's all agree...
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...naming our kids...
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(Except you, Dick Thrasher. You're cool.)
