1. Some people, like Lord Brain, have the perfect career, given their name:
4. This one is probably an error, but Matthew Correspondent is a great name for a news correspondent:
5. And, of course, there’s District 68’s Assembly Representative candidate, Rich White (Republican):
6. Dr. Rollo-Koster, on the other hand, missed her calling. She should get into the amusement park business:
9. It’s got to be tough being a high school teacher with a name like Mr. Sackrider:
10. The only thing worse is an elementary school teacher named Mr. Butt:
Ha ha. Mr. Butt.