5. This technique is called “negging” and it works every time.
8. Wow! I love naked bartenders, so I’m going to chose to stop reading right there!
13. I didn’t even think I really liked soup that much, but I guess I do?
18. Wonder if she’ll think this one is a “great story”?
22. I do like green tea, but I like liquor way more. Bar wins.
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