• 1. Ursula gets rammed by a ship

  • 2. Gaston falls off a castle INTO a ravine

  • 3. Davy Jones is stabbed in the heart by Johnny Depp

    This one is a double whammy. Not only is Davy Jones killed by awesome stabbing, but Will Turner is killed by terrible timing.

  • 4. Oogie Boogie’s skin ripped off

    then his guts (made out of bugs) fall out into a giant vat of lava. Awesome.

  • 5. Syndrome gets sucked into a plane engine

    A bunch of people were probably killed by all the debris from the explosion too.