1. Ursula gets rammed by a ship
2. Gaston falls off a castle INTO a ravine
3. Davy Jones is stabbed in the heart by Johnny Depp
This one is a double whammy. Not only is Davy Jones killed by awesome stabbing, but Will Turner is killed by terrible timing.
4. Oogie Boogie’s skin ripped off
then his guts (made out of bugs) fall out into a giant vat of lava. Awesome.
5. Syndrome gets sucked into a plane engine
A bunch of people were probably killed by all the debris from the explosion too.
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