26 Perfectly Reasonable Excuses For Totally Giving Up

If at first you don’t succeed… Ah, fuck it.

1. Because working out hurts.

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2. Because you need to read up on it first.

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3. Because bowling is hard…

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4. …And so is Skee-Ball.

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5. Because you left your microphone at home.

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6. Because the bathroom could be really far away and there’s a perfectly usable toilet right here.

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7. Because opening umbrellas requires too much effort.

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8. Because fast food isn’t fast enough.

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9. Because baking is hard and you’re just going to have another birthday next year.

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10. Because Band-Aids are expensive, and 911 is there for a reason.

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11. Because discounts are bad for business.

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12. Because it’s too hard to find a cute outfit.

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13. Because juice boxes are heavy.

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14. Because Best Buy has a perfectly usable Xbox and air conditioning.

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15. Because freshness is for chumps.

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16. Because delicately excavating something takes way too long.

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17. Because that college degree isn’t making it any easier to find a job.

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18. Because you couldn’t find a dictionrie.

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19. Because your name is so easy to vandalize.

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20. Because you’re not really into labels.

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21. Because the trash can is way down at the other end of the street.

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22. Because doorbells don’t count.

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23. Because it’s already a perfectly good chair.

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24. Because your driveway is really, really long.

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25. Because grocery baskets are heavy.

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26. Because it didn’t say HOW MANY pepperonis.

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