6. Because the bathroom could be really far away and there’s a perfectly usable toilet right here.
9. Because baking is hard and you’re just going to have another birthday next year.
10. Because Band-Aids are expensive, and 911 is there for a reason.
14. Because Best Buy has a perfectly usable Xbox and air conditioning.
17. Because that college degree isn’t making it any easier to find a job.
21. Because the trash can is way down at the other end of the street.