really? 550 people die on black friday annually? I call sharknanigans, cite your sources!!

How do you die from falling out of bed? How do you fall out of bed?

Obesity doesn't kill anyone, health issues that are greatly exacerbated by obesity do, from heart attacks to sleep apnea.

Ha ha!!! I wonder how a vending machine manages to kill anyone.

That “hippo” is actually a pygmy hippo. I'm pretty sure they don't kill very many people ever, as they're an entirely different species. There actually not even that closely related to normal hippos.

I say stupidity kills a lot more.

That's crazy how many people hot dogs kill. It must be the ones with too much nitrate in them that kill. That's all I can think of how they would kill people. Another thing that can kill a lot of people is choking on food or things. I'm not sure how many people die from choking but it's probably a lot.

Black Friday kills 550 people a year? Bullshit.

It's not auto-erotic asphyxiation if Darth Vader does it too you.

There needs to be a reality show about people mauled by puppies.

Soon!

Yea but eating hot dog in your bathtub with a shark in it will surely triple your odds

Deer? Bambi how could you…

Yeah but everybody's around bathtubs and beds every day. Most people are never in the ocean or only rarely. MAINTAIN YOU FEAR, SIBLINGS.

O__O I am now forever afraid of ants…

ten times more people are killed by coconuts falling out of trees and hitting them in the head than sharks.

Wow, my uniformed notion of sharks as bloodthirsty human-killers has been completely reformed!

freakin' deers ;-)