3. I’ve stuffed sandwiches into every tray I could find. It just made things worse.
8. I read the manual cover to cover. It didn’t say what to do in this situation.
10. I knew there was something tangy about the status reports last month.
14. Wait, is that something I should have been worrying about all along?
Deputy Editorial Director, Iron Fist of BuzzFeed
Here Are The Top Stories
- Mullah Omar — leader of the Taliban — has died, according to multiple reports. The Taliban has not responded to the reports.
- Officials released new footage proving Sandra Bland was "alive and well" when her mugshot was taken. The release aims to counter social media rumors that she was deceased in the photo.
- Michel Platini, the current UEFA president, will be a candidate in the 2016 FIFA election to replace Sepp Blatter ⚽️