3. I’ve stuffed sandwiches into every tray I could find. It just made things worse.
8. I read the manual cover to cover. It didn’t say what to do in this situation.
9. I don’t even know how you got it in there in the first place.
10. I knew there was something tangy about the status reports last month.
14. Wait, is that something I should have been worrying about all along?
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