I speak from experience when I say, don’t shoot off fireworks like I did.

wait, it’s illegal to buy fireworks in the usa?

#9 was the best. They ran like it was a nuke. lol

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Extremely powerful and dangerous fireworks should be subsidized by the government, and required to be sold with guides that illustrate dangerous stunts likely to involve the disfigurement or death of the participants. The faster all of the explosion-loving asshats get their hands or arms blown off, or end up as a bloody mass of ground-up flesh on a stainless steel table in a mortuary somewhere, the less inconvenienced by them I’ll be.

this collection is the greatest work of art ever created. Ever.

That dress in #1 was the most irresponsible thing in the bunch. My eyes!

Dumb teenager fireworks videos are one of the best things about the internet, I think. And kudos to the ass rocket poster! I was missing that one!

Know what? No, let the idiots who think it’s funny to put a roman candle in their crotch blow their damn balls off so they no longer contribute to the gene pool.

The ass rocket launcher in the comments below trumps all these. OMG.

Reminds me of last New Year’s Eve when a 10-year old walked out of a nearby building while we were celebrating in the streets, a small, empty beer bottle in one hand, a comically over-sized rocket in his other. I ducked in time.