11 (Real And Mythical) Animals You Can Have Simulated Intercourse With [NSFW]

If you're in to that sort of thing. I was going to make a "dildon'ts" joke, but I didn't want to be intolerant to those of you who might like to have sex with dragons or whatever.

• 1. An orca

  

• 2. A female dragon

  

• 3. A xenogon (Which is some sort of alien dragon?)

  

• 4. A dragon's tail

  

• 5. A doberman dog

  

• 6. A horse

  

• 7. An octopus

  

• 8. A dolphin

  

• 9. A wallaby

  

• 10. A dragon's tongue

  

• 11. A wolf