2. Matching T-shirts will be made.
3. Every aspect of the journey shall be documented.
4. Upon arrival we are absolutely fearless and disregard our bottles of SPF 30.
6. Once we’ve learnt our lesson we’ll lather on SPF 70 like it’s going out of style
7. Kids will be made to wear space ranger outfits.
11. It makes us detest our clothing.
12. Overheated British bodies act out in mysterious ways.
13. Bad tempered Brits = a lot of complaining.
This is a genuine complaint to Thomas Cook Holidays.