No, it’s MY turn to pick something on Netflix.
Boys will be boys. But we wish they wouldn’t.
You will need farts, ferocious geese, and glitter. MUA-HA-HA.
The first rip is the deepest.
Why are you getting so angry? It’s just a game.
One pan to rule them all…
BRB having a damn fine cup of coffee with the log lady.
A homage to the most perfect food.
Dear nipple, I’d appreciate it if you stayed put in that bra. Thanks.
Hulk smash that mash (…or just add some cheese & chives).
Uno beero for me-o por favor.
Take your cronut back to 2013. We’re into some next level lamb testicles in Hackney.
Sometimes it lasts in London, but sometimes it hurts instead…
It’s time for Tinderella to go to the ball.
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her — but I’m really shy and I’ll probably just text you so don’t hate me OK PLEASE.
My dad wears skinny jeans better than your dad.
“Your accent is so strange, you must be Canadian?”
I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…or anything else really because love is kinda stupid. Sorry.