No mum, now is not the time to tell me the boiler is broken.
And somehow manages to miss the penis entirely.
Accidental anal. *shudders*
Gag reflex activated.
No more 69 for you.
Body, why you betray me?
19. When it’s all so passionate you don’t care it’s that time of the month. And then you wake up…
I don’t want to be thinking about mum right now.
Shall we just continue on the floor?
No one wants a Chinese burn on their genitals.