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27 Sex Disasters You Never Forget

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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No mum, now is not the time to tell me the boiler is broken.

And somehow manages to miss the penis entirely.

Accidental anal. *shudders*

Gag reflex activated.

No more 69 for you.

Body, why you betray me?

I don't want to be thinking about mum right now.

Shall we just continue on the floor?

No one wants a Chinese burn on their genitals.