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23 Times Guys Make Absolutely No Sense

Boys will be boys. But we wish they wouldn't.

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Nope, you're not being subtle.

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WHERE DID YOU GO?

Don't worry dude, you won't melt/catch cooties/get a boner from touching that woman's shoulder.

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They'll oil it, nurture it, and sing songs to it at night, but at the end of the day it's still pubes on a chin.

6. They'll also do weird shit like this:

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"Oooh, look how many flowers/matchsticks/cocktail umbrellas I can fit in my moustache!"

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If a girl pulled her friend's skirt down while she was talking to a cute guy, they would never be friends again. Ever.

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You're not opening any doors if you carry on like that.

Or they bunch their junk together, put on a silly voice and say, "Look, it's Nelly the elephant!"

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH!"

Clearly...

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