1. When they have a good ol' ball-scratch in public.
2. When they think being a bellend will help them get the girl.
3. When you're texting a guy back and forth for days, and suddenly, *poof*.
4. When they perform the "hover hand".
Or worse, the DOUBLE HOVER.
5. When they treat their beards like an expensive Persian rug that's attached to their face.
They'll oil it, nurture it, and sing songs to it at night, but at the end of the day it's still pubes on a chin.
6. They'll also do weird shit like this:
7. And why is it that "macho" men are the main offenders when it comes to over-grooming?
8. Or polluting the air with excessive amounts of cologne?
9. Guy logic: It's totally appropriate to announce one's impending bowel movement.
10. And they'll spend the rest of the afternoon in the bathroom with an iPad, a book, and and a couple of beers.
11. Followed by a complete debrief of the event.
12. It's also baffling why groups of guy friends interact like this...
13. The more they pick on each other the more they show they care.
If a girl pulled her friend's skirt down while she was talking to a cute guy, they would never be friends again. Ever.